Good evening, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars, former student, current teacher and hopeful radio broadcaster, bringing you all the news that's fit to report. And probably some that isn't, knowing this island. We'll start off with...

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DICK: Hey, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio but I'm currently not in the radio station. My current location is Los Angeles. Even more specific, a room in the Hyperion in Los Angeles. I was, like, two seconds away from calling Meg and make her do radio for me but there was a knock at the door and lo and behold there was a bunch of ( Read more... )

Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you on behalf of WTFH where this week the W stands for 'Willow was in no way late for the Prom due to being distracted by how hot her boyfriend looked in a - ' Hey! Who let you in here ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Good evening Fandom, this is Veronica and this is my last ever radio broadcast. *sounds of sniffling* No, I'm not crying. Shut up.

ARCHIE: And neither -- *sniff* -- am I. There's . . . a very strong smell of onions in here for some reason. Yes.

VERONICA: Exactly. We should start so we don't have to smell it for too long.

( Cut for Veronica and Archie's last radio broadcast WOE )

VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom! Tonight I bring you a very special edition of radio... with snakes ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom. It's Veronica. No, you haven't slept for a few months, it's still July and it snowed. I'm completely baffled ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Good Evening, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars bringing you the news on this lovely Friday. I have two very special guests with me tonight. *sound of indignant squeaking* Okay, three very special guests. Guys ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Hello Fandom! This is Veronica Mars bringing you news of all things sticky and spooky.

CALLY: And this is Veruca Cally, your special cohost for the night. We've definitely got a really crazy amount of stuff to cover tonight, so stick with us, okay?

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Happy Friday, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars bringing you all the news of today - the good, the bad and the ugly.

You Learn Something New Every Day

I learned today that a large number of you will be spending your Saturday with me in detention tomorrow. We’ll have fun. Trust me.

The Things to Do at the Beach workshop learned about first aid. ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom. It's Friday night and this is Veronica Mars. My radio broadcast has not been hijacked tonight ( Read more... )